Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum

GUYS. GUESS WHO VOICED VERMINOUS SCUM FROM CAPTAIN PLANET?

HAVE YOU GUESSED?

I’m going to spoil it. JEFF GOLDBLUM DID.

That’s right he voiced this guy:

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Here’s one of his appearances on the show, if you haven’t watched ole ‘Cap in a while. 

I made y’all some presents. Y’know how when you go to the zoo, there are those plywood standup face-in-hole photo op things, where you and your family can become meerkats for a day? 

well.

I may have made you the Goldblum equivalent of the meerkat photo opp. 

Use these however/whenever you want. I’m particularly proud of the large pile of dinosaur poop. However, please PLEASE please send these to me if you end up using them. You can submit them to the blog. PLEASE. I neeeed to see them.

I tried to write a haiku about the way I feel about the blumthusiasts who still follow this blog despite my unerring dedication to mediocrity and not posting, but there were too many feeling to express in 17 syllables. 

Suffice to say, you’re all wondrous creatures. I don’t deserve you, and I would understand if you wanted to see other people.

Trying to update once a week at a minimum from this point forward. 

In the event that you cannot wait for weekly updates, please refer to this page for any and all of your needs.